Lawn Ornaments - 3 MAR 2008

Today I drove two hours to run a transition center for four hours to drive back again. 
The advantage was, I finally got to stop at this statuary place I had driven by a half dozen times (always during non-business hours). 
This place had some of the most unusual items...This strikes me as 'only in the South'.
Of course there would be the Southern soldier and a Civil War cannon but a carousal horse?
This modern gnome has a briefcase and a cell phone.
And I have no idea what this is:
Or what type of person would buy one.